Slap Shot

2011-05-06
From: Mike Richards
Comments: Who the fuck wrote that? Good thing I can only cheap shot people, Peter, or else you'd be in deep shit. Speaking of deep shit, I'll be in Chrissy Pronger's ass to help console him over our humiliating loss to the Bruins tonight. Between all the crying and the sodomy, I don't know how or why I can even manage to post messages on this site. I do have a question, though: is the "C" on my sweater for "captain" or for "cunt"? If it is the former, then I am a colossal failure. If that latter, I am the most worthy bearer of the "C" that has ever lived.

Rating: n/a

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Championship Hockey

2011-05-06
From: Mike Richards
Comments: What's your fucking problem, man? At least pussies like me and Crosby are out there whining and diving and throwing illegal hits...what are you doing with your life? Loser. Hell, I've fucked more guys than you'll ever meet! Suck it. Please?

Rating: n/a

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