14 reviews by Dragonmaster X..
Bomber Raid

2001-05-20
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: I remember this Asian girl I knew when I was 5, (our moms were friends) this was way back in 1988 and while I liked her she had an older brother tht I befriened, He had a SMS (first one I played) and he had this game and altered beast, and Afterburner and Alex Kidd and I sucked at all of them. I also remembered this game being good, despite how quickly I died. and if anyone cares, but if not scroll down, cuz its just babling....The girl?? after I moved out of Cali to Arizona in 91` I went back to visit with my parents almost every school vacation up untill my last visit in 98. She was so pretty the visit before that (96) but in the 98 visit, she changed, She just butchered herself (tweesers and Bleach) and I saw that I could not relate to her in any way. havn't seen her since. Great Shooter, but don't let Small kids play with it, they are gauranteed to die quickly

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Chuck Rock

2001-05-20
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: yea I remember this one, you play as a fat caveman, you can pick up rocks and CHUCK em at your enimies, but the defalt weapon was to hump the enimies with your gut, uuuggghhhhh...PASS

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Robocop 3

2001-05-20
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: Stay away from this game, The Genisis vers. was bad enough, my rating for the genny vers.

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Superman

2001-05-16
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: never playd this one but I know that most super hero games suck (cept for spider man games or X men games) and super man is soooo 1952 or even older. He flys, he's strong, and he CANT SIN AT ALL. And some DC comics news. DC is plning to change Superman's costume to a sort of ll blue and energy like getup........the Problem with the old super-suit??? NOT GAY ENOUGH

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Zillion

2001-05-16
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: some how, I jut can't get that much into this game, I kinda like it, but it seems a bit too emense for me, but I don't need a notebook for this one, I just go through the lockers loking at the symbols 3 times or so and make names for them; window, sprinkler, condom, ladder. and I get through. though I do think I need t clearly remember other functins like barier off, open door ect.

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WWF: Steel Cage

2001-05-16
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: Do ya smell it???? its an evil stench, its the game. this roste s soo old you may find andy coughman as a fighter. havn't played it but played some wrestling games, and I DO NOT RECOMEND the genre.

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Phantasy Star

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: I have made even more progress, but have not played in a while, But anyway, It is a GREAT game, the Music, the Graphics, The Gameplay, The Story so far, The theme, everything is great about this game. It just goes to show you that sega is arguably(barely) the greatest Gamedeveloper in the world. and that thier greatness has not been seen due to overhyped competitors. But Just wait, in a few years, all the greatest games on all platforms will have Sega Stamped on the box and opening screens. HA HA HA HA HA TAKE THAT EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: First you have my rating of the Arcade version of this game, which had a more 3-D ish final Fight kind o game. but ow for the 8/16 bit console versions; what the Hell is going on here. Is it like the equaly as stupid as the movie? where he saves little kids from a druged up syndicate that tris to Fuck up the world. is it like that at ll or is this one of those early Video games with simple concept and creepy features i.e. Ring King, NES; a boxing game, in between rounds the ring boy will come out and recover your health by giving you what looks like a blow job...and he looks like Richard Simmons. Moonwalkerarcade you control michal jackoff and try to save the children who dance after you do so, you dabce and kill the bad guys while doing it, and you use a gun thing to shoot out blue stuff. Moaning Monica Mac Shareware (NO JOKE IT DOES EXIST); you play as Monica lewinski who has been given super sucking powers by a bite from radioactive vacum cleaner...you must save the President cuz he had been bitten in the "Potus" by a snake...and you must get to himm to use the torqunet suck method to save him but you must first evade the SS, the Tripp police nad that other guy. Big brother JSARUW(some foreign name); homo erotic sife scrollong shoter for PSX It dos exist but most stores never cary it cuz ofits content but evidence exists in a few issues of EGM. E.T, atari 7800: you must play as ET Evade Ass raping scientists and Dick tracys and build a hone by folling into holes MARIO 64 mario is fatter than ever and he sings now (Whoo hoo, Mama mia, whooooooo. mostly after jumping) and there are NO momets where he has ANY affection with Princess T. Remember the TV show, he lives with luigi in a shanty style apartment. WHY IS THIS INDUSTRY SO SCREWED UP sorry I guess I had too much to say Thriller is scary all the way through, espcially at the end where MJ gets a close up the old Black M Jackson was better than the withe one Dragonmaster X not white (and happy for that too, and not racist llike some people)

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Trivial Pursuit

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: WHY??? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY in the world would ANYONE want a game like this, well maybe somone outside of the states but what of you would get this for any price or even read this page anyway?

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Mortal Kombat 2

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: Now here is a legitimate fighter, not like the first one. except for a few creepy things, how bout thse freindship fatalities? I would fall flat on my face dead if someone made a rainbow for me after the sky wnet dark, Johnn Cage still kraks you nuts with that split punch. decent at best, the MK series was at its peak with this game.Wonder what the ninja's do with those dolls of theirs

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Marble Madness

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' Now I know you be LVIN This SHTTY GAME, Most of us would rater have the Laidies give us a little marble maddness (our marbles you sick Idiots) Ok at best, at least while it lasted.

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Arcade Smash Hits

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: Great package, except for the little green peice of snott

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Rampage

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: FUN FUN FUN.... yes, I am actually being seriious this time

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Dynamite Duke

2001-05-12
From: Dragonmaster X
Comments: Hey..You are not makin fun of Germans Are You, I am 1/2 asian and 1/3 German, and 1/5 French Be careful about the Direct race comments, some f it is funny and frankly I don't mind...much...but it was pretty funny anyway.

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