8 reviews by tony..
The Ninja

2012-07-21
From: Tony
Comments: Pirates are even gayer than fucking ninjas! Week after week on a ship with a bunch of other dudes...you know one hell of a lot of fudge-packing is going on below decks. Worst thing is, it's not about necessity, that "hey, there's no woman around so what the fuck". No, they like it. That's why they became pirates in the first place, to rob people and then celebrate by getting drunk and going balls deep in another dude's ass.

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2012-02-15
From: Tony
Comments: Ninjas are gay. Bunch of tiny-dicked Asian shit-packers running around in their pajamas. Aren't you supposed to rescue a princess or some shit in this game? Like a fucking ninja would know what to do with the bitch if he found her!

Rating: n/a



Cloud Master

2012-02-15
From: Tony
Comments: Roy, that kind of talk is going to get a lot of other dudes in deep shit. I was a horny little fucker like you growing up, sure, and like you decided to see if my sister would be willing to help her little brother out. Now, I just showed her my dick and she punched me so hard in the nuts that one of my testicles didn't drop back down for two weeks. Adding insult to injury, I had to go through month of counseling as a result of what she characterized as attempted sexual assault. I mean, what does that even mean? The counseling consisted of one-on-one time with a therapist as well as group therapy. The latter allowed me to network with other disgusting perverts and as a result I am a much bigger perv than that long ago day when I stuck my dick in my sister's face. So I say to anyone that will listen, stay away from your sisters and mothers and even neighbor girls. If a bitch wants you to do something to them, they'll let you know, it's the fucking twenty-first century.

Rating: n/a



Master Games 1

2011-07-10
From: Tony
Comments: Is there anyone else here that just spent their adolescence secretively masturbating in their bedroom like a normal person? Mom did this, sister did that, my friend did such and such with a garden gnome. Fucking please. Sure my mom fucking knew that I was jerking off, almost constantly. She also had the decency not to say a word about it to me or, as far as I know, to anybody else. She'd wash my sheets, stay out of my dresser drawers, not look under my bed, and pretend that all I cared about still was Sesame Street. Yeah, and all three of these games sucked.

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Terminator

2003-10-07
From: Tony
Comments: TOO OLD SKOOL , GOOD WHEN I WAS 8 I FINISHED IT IN 3 DAYS!

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Lord of the Sword

2003-06-01
From: Tony
Comments: U know something as I look at this pick I remmember borrowing this game and let me tell u it was good for its time it was very challenging back when i was 6years old but now I'm 16 dam it suprizes me when u remmember it and then u look back then and now I say to myself This game looks not any better than a peace of crap look at it I cant believe that' thats the game I use to play for hours how could of I. I dont understand if i had to play this game now I would probably say dam I cant be staffed looking at these discasting Graphics.

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Golvellius

2002-12-25
From: Tony
Comments: The BEST Sega game I ever played. Better than Zelda by far! Man, does this game bring back warm memories for me of my college years...

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Chase H.Q.

2001-04-23
From: tony
Comments: where can i get this game online

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