Choplifter

2003-02-25
From: strongbad
Comments: I finally beat this thing today, man! I was like 'WOW CREDITS!'. Seriously, though, soooo hard to beat. Spend HOURS trying to get past level 3. But if you can do that the rest is a cinch up to level 6, which is like 3 with the caves and stuff, just MORE stuff to kill you. I think I wet myself.

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Shinobi

2003-02-25
From: strongbad
Comments: Another awesome hard sega turd with a CRAPPY ending. I mean, 'game over'? GAME OVER! I can get that ending, eaaaasssyyy. Just die, man. But you kill yourself for over a year as a young kid, neglecting friends, family, school, playing Shinobi every day for 10 hours a day, and you beat it, expecting to see something cool, something awesome, some kind of reward for all of this dedication and hard work, and it's like, 'GAME OVER'. I threw the cartridge out the window.

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