1 reviews by The Clones..
We would like to apologize for how poorly rendered we were in our movie. I'm sorry, we just didn't appear or move in a realistic manner. Perhaps our dark master, George Lucas, cut costs so he could pay for his increasingly expensive cocaine addiction. He also frequents high-priced male prostitutes to satisfy his disgusting, animalistic urges. No matter, you fools would buy a box full of shit if it had a Star Wars logo on it. Fuck you!