Mortal Kombat 2

2001-07-17
From: Smurfette
Comments: O.K. .....hmmmm....no....The Master System is still the best to have sex with, so IŽll shove it in my sweet, wet, little smurfy pussy just for you.......Awwwwwww..Ahhhhhhhhh.....AH AHA AHA HAHAHA AHAHAH AHA HAH AHA AH A ABH AH A A A A A A A A A A A AAHA AH A HA HA..........

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Mortal Kombat 2

2001-07-16
From: Smurfette
Comments: Papa smurf just died because he shoved a Sega Master System up his ass.....That was his last wish, because the SMS is so cool you can even die having Kama Sutra sex with it and feel the most heavenly pleasure in the entire universe. Shakespeare is old, and wrote better plays than any new hippy coffe loving screenplay writter fag, the beatles are old and the music they made is better than the faggie factory made music we get today, the Rolling Stones are old and they still rock the world, AC/DC comes to mind and Metallica, and Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, all of them are old people and most of them are dead but the cool stuff they gave to the world is still loved and CONSUMED by everyone. Fuck the PS2, IŽll get an X-BOX myself, but that doesnŽt mean IŽll stop apreciating the beauty from the past (if such a thing as a "past" exists, but I dont want to get into quantum mechanics or something like that). Go read some Stephen Hawking, and then talk to me about past and present stupid PS2 looser.

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