Mortal Kombat

2003-04-22
From: SLASH/KILL/BURN
Comments: Hey uppety portuguese bitch. Yeah Renan, that's you! MORTAL KOMBAT ROCKS, AND YOU HAVE A TINY DICK!

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Mortal Kombat

2003-01-25
From: SLASH/KILL/BURN
Comments: This is it! This is the game that revolutionized video game history for all time! Of course, it is on the SMS and not as good as the arcades, but it's still fun. It's good family entertainment with the blood on! And if you think Mortal Kombat is stupid and crappy on all systems (including arcade) then FUCK YOU! IF IT WERENT FOR MIDWAY YOU WOULD BE MAKING GAMECUBE GAMES ABOUT SMILEY FACES HOPPING OVER BARRELLS LEARNING TO COUNT AND ALL OF THE SPRITES WOULD BE HAND DRAWN!

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Action Fighter

2003-01-25
From: SLASH/KILL/BURN
Comments: This game is rather fun, but I think it's too bright and happy. It should take place at night. But it seems like a Spy Hunter rip-off.

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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

2003-01-25
From: SLASH/KILL/BURN
Comments: GREAT! GREAT FUCKING GREAT! Did I mention it was GREAT? This game is notmuch compared to the Sega Genesis version but on SMS it's great FUCKING GREAT! I am a Bruce Lee fan, and I thought the movie "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" was O.K. but I noticed some moves of Lee in the game deriving from some movies in the Sega Version (Enter the Dragon-Jump,Land,snap,crackle, pop). In this one his moves are pretty basic but its fun to beat the shit out of all OF HIS RASCIST DAMN DIRTY FUCKING ENEMYS! It would be great if they made a sequel where he beats the crap out of Taliban that underestimate him. I would find it great if he would beat the shit out of that damn JOHN ROCKER!

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