Choplifter

2004-12-08
From: Priapus
Comments: Ah, those sweet words of victory: this Sega version of Choplifter was created by the following... What the fuck is that for an ending? It doesn't even say "The End"! What did I rescue those hostages for? I come home from a dangerous mission and that is the thanks I get? Where's my parade? Don't spit on me you worthless hippies!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

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Double Dragon

2003-08-10
From: Priapus
Comments: Yeah, we do get the picture. You're a fucking moron.

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Psycho Fox

2003-08-10
From: Priapus
Comments: I'm not sure from who's ass you pulled those ridiculous percentages from, nor am I sure why anyone would place Sonic or Wonderboy ahead of the irreproachable Psycho Fox. It's just baffling really. I will assume it was a simple mistake on your part. Perhaps an error occured while you were tabulating those percentages. Either way, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, even though nothing sets me off more than when someone puts down Psycho Fox. Relegating Psycho Fox to third place on a list of SMS platformers would certainly qualify as a put down. That would be most unfortunate if it were a purposeful act and not a mere accident.

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Altered Beast

2003-07-23
From: Priapus
Comments: Go lick a dick, you diseased little piece of shit cracker. Altered Beast is garbage. Anyone who would drive for four hours to get any Altered Beast game forfeits any right to criticize others. Just play your lame little arcade game and keep your ignorant mouth shut.

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