1 reviews by Michael Flatley..
Lord of the Sword
Forget this shit, I'm the Lord of the Dance! I prance around the stage jumping up and down, to and fro, hither and yon with my little Irish-American ass shaking about for all the soccer-moms in the audience to squeal over. I've made a lot of money at this. For heaven's sake, I'm a talentless, flaming mick! Why the fuck don't we move our arms when we dance? What have I done with my life? I'm not the "Lord of the Dance", I'm the "Load of the Pants"! I'm a disgrace to all the shiftless, violent drunks that proudly call themselves Irish.