1 reviews by Lewis Osborne..
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Fuck you, asshole! It really hurts when you call me fat. I know I'm fucking fat, but I sure don't need to hear it. I want to acknowledge my part in this, too. I can be a real asshole as you well know. Just don't try to talk to me when I'm stuffing my fat, faggy face and we'll be cool. Also, never try to take food away from me. I know that feeling full is a poor substitute for feeling loved, but it's a lot easier a feeling to come by. I'm so hungry right now! I can't stop. I need help, man. God, I'm sobbing right now and I'm still trying to stuff a chicken wing into my cavernous maw. The tears blind my eyes, but not my corpulent belly. Who could love me this way? Seriously. I can't see my dick when I pee! OH GOD! I'M SO LONELY!