From: David Beckham
Comments: Cheer up, Wazza, I mean sure you fucked us all over, but at least you didn't cry like a sissy bitch like I did. You need to get yerself to a pub, get drunk, pop off in some whore's bum, and hit your fiancee in her whiny bitch face. I'd do the same to ol' "Collagen Spice" when I get home but she'd beat me arse good. It's happened before. Talk later, mate, I feel another cry coming on.