2 reviews by Blueballs the P..
Cyber Shinobi

2003-06-13
From: Blueballs the P
Comments: Very disturbing sometimes. Sometimes things are very disturbing for me. I now have a lady friend and we care for each other very much, but sadness remains. When I put my wiener in her pussy it hurts her inside. She says it does not. It does though, I can tell. Whenever she lets me put my wiener in her she tells me to hurry and finish so it doesn't hurt for a long time. I go as fast as I can in and out of her wet pussy until I poop my sperm as deep into her as I can go. She does not enjoy this. It is sad that she does not. It feels wonderfully good to be in her cooter. My wiener is too big for her insides. Sometimes she tells me as much. One time she said, "Your penis is too large for my pussy. It is uncomfortable for you to put it inside of me". She is right. She seldom enjoys it when I put my wiener in her and poop out my sperm in her vagina. After I am done squirting my sperm in her she tells me to lick her cooter. I like to do this, even after I have filled her with sperm. She tastes good and it is fun to lick her labia and suck her clitoris. She enjoys it very much and is always soon to climax when I do this. My own sperm does not bother me when I am down there, although it can distract somewhat from my enjoyment of her taste and smell. Pussy smells good and tastes good also. I am glad I can do something to pleasure her after my wiener has barfed in her pussy, but I still wish my wiener did not hurt her inside. She also wishes this. It puts a strain on our relationship. I also like to feel her boobs. They are big and soft and I love them. I delight in kissing her boobs and licking her nipples and sucking them also. She enjoys this somewhat and tolerates it for some time. She would prefer if I only licked her privates. She enjoys it when I lick her labia and clitoris. She also enjoys when I suck on her clitoris. I like these things as well, but so do I like her boobs and nipples. Her boobs have no milk in them. Her sister was recently with child and now has milk in her boobs for her baby to drink. I asked my lady if I could suckle on her sister's boobs and drink the warm milk like a baby would. This put a strain on our relationship also. I don't think my lady fully understood my request. I did not want to put my wiener in her sister. Not in her mouth or vagina or butthole. That is not right to do when you already have a lady friend. I will admit that I was curious whether or not my wiener would hurt her sister inside. The baby would have stretched out her cooter enough that my wiener might fit inside her most comfortably. I did not mention this to my lady as she was already upset. All I wanted was to drink the milk from her sister's boobs and suckle them like a baby. Maybe I will get my lady friend pregnant one time when I poop sperm into her body. Then her boobs would fill with milk and I could suckle them. This may happen one day, but for now her sister is the one that has boobs swollen with sweet woman milk. I would settle for her sister squeezing milk out of her boobs into my mouth if she does not want me to suckle on her boobs. This would be satisfactory, but my lady did not like the idea one bit. Her sister may not either, but I think it would be alright to ask her. One baby cannot drink that much milk. I would like to drink some of it. Thinking about these things makes my wiener very hard and much bigger than usual. It is like that when it hurts women. My lady does not like me to rub my own wiener. I still like to rub it and stroke it. When I stroke on it long enough I will squirt out sperm. My lady friend likes it when I lick her privates, but she does not like to put my wiener in her mouth. Sometimes she does, but not often. It feels good when she does. It is warm and wet in her mouth and her tongue feels good to my wiener. It does not feel as good as being inside her pussy. That feels the best of all. It is sad that it hurts her when my wiener is inside her because it feels so good to me that I would like to be in her all day long and all night as well. Nothing could feel so good as that. It is wet and tight and unbelievably warm in her pussy. It feels better just to have my wiener in her than it does when my wiener squirts out sperm. Sometimes the sperm that I put in her does not even stay in her cooter. Sometimes it squirts out of her insides and goes all over the place. She sometimes puts a towel under herself to catch my sperm. It often runs out of her pussy and down to her butthole. She says that that is the only way sperm will get to her butthole. She does not let me put my wiener in her butthole. It is even smaller than her vagina, I guess. It would not feel as good as her vagina anyway. I am positive of that. She is nice and I care for her. There is some strain on our relationship. My wiener does not feel good to her when I put it inside her. She says that she can feel it when my wiener poops sperm deep in her vagina. She says it feels warm. My wiener hurts her still.

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Cyber Shinobi

2003-04-25
From: Blueballs the P
Comments: This message is for Pamela (HORNYSLUT). I would like to put my wiener inside you. Then I would move my wiener in and out of you as fast as I could. The sound of your queefs would reverberate thoughout the room. I would keep moving my thing in you until I pooped sperm in your vagina and made babies. Then I would take out my wiener and yell at myself for defiling you. Then I would curl up as tightly as possible into a ball and smell your vagina juice on my dork. Hopefully you and I would make babies. Then your boobs would fill with milk and I could suckle them for nourishment. I would rub your cooter while I drank your sweet milk. Can I smell your pussy? Pussy smells good. I would like a picture of you so I could poop sperm on it when I pull myself off. Semen is full of zinc. To be frank, I don't need more friends. I need a women that will let me put my wiener in her mouth, vagina, or butthole. Too many of my sperm end up dying inside of a kleenex or tube sock. They should die in a women's warm, engulfing wetness. I like to lick ladies. I give this game a 10 because my wiener barfed on my pants while I was typing this.

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